Luhan’s “Wanna see me? Call me.”
[(EXO AS TEACHER)]
Lay : OKay class. Our lesson for today is about unicorns. Don’t you know that—
Tao : Unicorns doesn’t exist!
Lay : What the?
Tao : *ignores Lay and continue talking* Let’s talk about panda’s. Do you know that—
Chen : Panda’s are extinct?
Tao : No they’re not!
Chen : They are.
Tao : No!
Chen : They are. Accept it!
Tao : *cries*
Kai : *walks in* Just listen to me class. Ignore them. This is how to rip your shirt properly! *rips his shirt in sexy way* Got it?
D.o : *holds Kai ears* What are you doing?
Kai : Teaching them. I’m a teacher right?
Chanyeol : Ayo Wassup! Let me see your derp faces class! *does the cutest derp you can imagine*
D.o : *holds Chanyeol ears* Both of you! On my office!
Kai & Chanyeol : T_T
SEhun : Clathth(class) repeat after me.
Sehun : thing (sing)
Class : thing
Sehun : no thing (sing)
Class : thing
Sehun : Why are you not listening to me?! *walks out*
Luhan : Good morning class!
Students : Good morning Ma’am!
Luhan : No it’s sir! I’m manly look! *shows his muscle*
Students : Wow! Nice muscle Ma’am!
Luhan : I said I’m not your Ma’am.
(Xiumin and Suho walks in)
Student : Why did you bring your son here?
Xiumin : NO he’s not my son. He is your new teacher.
Suho : Why? I’m that short?
Student : Opps! Sorry sir!
Kris : Class open your books to page 6 and read it ‘till page 36. We will be having a quiz about it later.
Students : But sir…
Kris : Okay. Make it until 40. Is there other complains?
Students: None sir. TT_TT
EXO-M ear piercings:
Luhan:2 left/0 right
Lay:1 left/0 right
Kris:3 left/2 right C
Xiumin:1 left/1 right
TWO DERPS. HAHAHA